# Design Saboteurs — 11 Ways a Designer Quietly Self-Sabotages

> The Pixel Polisher, the Yes-Machine, the Portfolio Ghost, the Impostor. Eleven ways designers quietly sabotage themselves, drawn as pixel characters.

Source: https://umairalikhatri.com/dil/saboteurs/
Author: Umair Ali Khatri
Updated: 2026-08-22

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# Design Saboteurs

Your Dil, warped. Every saboteur is a heart that forgot its shape.

Hover to see the tell. Click to repair it.

Baseline

This is what health looks like. Everything below is a deviation from it.

#00
Dil

Calm float. Blinks. Leans toward you. This is what health looks like.

The Eleven

Ten patterns. You will recognize at least one.

#S1
The Pixel Polisher

One lobe perfected, one edge neglected. Too focused to breathe. Move your cursor and nothing happens. It is not in the room you are in.

this one's mine

#S2
The Yes-Machine

Stretched wide from absorbing everything. The smile never turns off. Move anywhere and it nods faster.

this one's mine

#S3
The Portfolio Ghost

Ships constantly, documents nothing. Fifteen percent solid. No shadow. Hover and it fades further. Being noticed is the threat.

this one's mine

#S4
The Silent Presenter

Strong work, weak defence. Eyes on the floor, barely breathing. Approach and it shrinks.

this one's mine

#S5
The Tool Chaser

Orbited by tools it has not learned. Eyes stuck wide. Never blinks, never settles. Chases your cursor and always overshoots.

this one's mine

#S6
The Lone Craftsman

Healthy float, turned away. Alone looks fine. That is the trap. Notice it and it looks further away.

this one's mine

#S7
The Trend Mirror

Dressed for the other room. No motion of its own. It only moves when you move. Leave, and it freezes where you left it.

this one's mine

#S8
The Scope Martyr

Carrying a pile that was never its own, sinking a little each cycle. Every visitor adds a block. Try it.

this one's mine

#S9
The Feedback Flincher

Already cracked. Eyes closed by default, opening only in flashes. Approach and it hops away from you.

this one's mine

#S10
The Consensus Chaser

Split down the middle, out of phase with itself, each eye watching a different audience. It leans toward whoever moved last.

this one's mine

The Master

This one activates the others.

#S0
The Impostor

Outline only. Moves exactly like the real thing, casts no shadow, eyes too small for its face. Notice it and it starts to fade.

this one's mine

You have claimed 0 of 11.

Nothing claimed. Sit with the page a while longer. They are quiet at first.

Every designer has a Dil. These are the shapes mine has taken.

Dil Saboteurs. Part of Design with Dil.Don't create art for your users. Create experience for them.

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